Oh, yay.

[only_more_love]

From the annals (or is it anals? *g*) of fic reviews:

"The characters may be a bit OOC, but that is the main purpose of fanfics, isn't it?"

"May need a bit of work but any story that has BB and Brennan eventually ymarried [sic] and pregnant is a winner in my book ! !"

That's it; I'm done. 

Comments

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

well there you have it. Which is why I never bother commenting to bad fic writers.

[rollsofrice.livejournal.com]

Please don't rub it in.

I just browsed the archives of Bones's FF.net page and I think I'll stick to keeping my eyes shut and mouse off the review button(okay, so technically it's a drop-down).

Apt tag, though. I just love the way you put things.

[trilliane.livejournal.com]

I SAW THAT TOO!!
And then commenced to dropping my forehead to my desk and shaking my head whilst groaning in frustration.

[pinktealeaves.livejournal.com]

I'm not a religious person, but I think when God started giving brains to people, some of them where out and when they came back, he was out of brains and gave them noodle soup or something.

Yeah, you try and give them the review they deserve (even not being mean), be sure they'll get the angriest ever. 'You're not a writer!!', I read once. Yes, but I'm a reader.

I really don't know if I want to laugh or to cry. ;)

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

Stop.

Just stop.

[mistletoe54.livejournal.com]

Yes, give it up for Lent. You know it makes sense. Unless you went to ff.net as a form of penance in which case, stick to the 50 lashes: far less painful on the soul.

[greyskygirl.livejournal.com]

I'd ymarry you, 'cause you're that awesome. Definitely the "anals" in this case. Even seeing it secondhand hurts.

[alterangirl.livejournal.com]

"ymarried." Dear God.

[tgrfan23.livejournal.com]

The bad fic reviews are almost as funny as the bad fics themselves. I laugh, but then I feel bad about it, cause I have a confession to make: I read quite a lot of fanfic, but I rarely, if ever, leave reviews.

Hi, my name is Alyson, and I lurk.

[pali167.livejournal.com]

*cringes*

Shoot me now. Please.

[pipergirl07.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! I actually read that first summary and thought "uh, pass!"

I've been having so much trouble finding really good Bones!fic. I don't know if it's the age of a fandom, or simply that the good writers are off doing something else (the exception being you, of course :)

My previous fandom was Buffy, and there were many good writers and absolutely wonderful authors. Folks who knew the difference between 'we're', 'where' and 'were', could keep characters within character, and understood proper punctuation and paragraph formation.

I just miss the days where I could spend hours poring over great writing, without coming across any "I toatlly suck at sumaries but read anyway... dont forget to R&R!!"

*sigh* Thank the Lord you're around!

[tempertemper77.livejournal.com]

"The characters may be a bit OOC, but that is the main purpose of fanfics, isn't it?"

Hmmm - did you get that one? I know I've seen it recently!

Either way - holy hell. It's WRONGNESS on a monumental scale :)