Definitely the "anals" in this case. Even seeing it secondhand hurts.
Kinda makes you want to stick a fork in your eye, doesn't it?
I can't tell you how tempted I am to write a story about Brennan and Booth getting ymarried after they have sex one time during which they both take their pants off over their heads after dancing maniacally to Hot Blooded while eating macaroni and cheez and Thai food mixed together and Brennan gets pregnant and finds that out the VERY NEXT MORNING cuz she starts puking at the lab and then they will be having twins and plz to be living happily ever after forever OMG in their house of tru wuv except for the one time when Cam--that eViL biatch--comes over and tries to kill Brennan and her bebes because she is so jealous of their love and she has never gotten over SeeLY Booth. But SeElY gets there just in time and shoots her. Then Sully arrives and...
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Date: 2008-02-08 07:01 pm (UTC)Definitely the "anals" in this case. Even seeing it secondhand hurts.
Kinda makes you want to stick a fork in your eye, doesn't it?
I can't tell you how tempted I am to write a story about Brennan and Booth getting ymarried after they have sex one time during which they both take their pants off over their heads after dancing maniacally to Hot Blooded while eating macaroni and cheez and Thai food mixed together and Brennan gets pregnant and finds that out the VERY NEXT MORNING cuz she starts puking at the lab and then they will be having twins and plz to be living happily ever after forever OMG in their house of tru wuv except for the one time when Cam--that eViL biatch--comes over and tries to kill Brennan and her bebes because she is so jealous of their love and she has never gotten over SeeLY Booth. But SeElY gets there just in time and shoots her. Then Sully arrives and...
Sorry; you've gotta wait for the next chapter.